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IF ANYONE HAS SEEN LELAND, PLEASE CONTACT THE AUTHORITIES BY FLAILING YOUR ARMS AND SCREECHING BRAILE

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What Death Note was about

L:
HA! You fell for my plan!
Light:
YOU FOOL! I expected your plan so I had another plan incase you saw through my plan!
Near:
Hmm.. I expected your plan to be used to activate your other plan so I planned a plan you wouldn't plan on expecting

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jabletown:

why do the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear eye masks? they’re fucking humanoid turtles. who the fuck is going to see them without the eye masks and be like, oh you’re probably some other sentient humanoid turtles not the ones that fight crime.

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viagrah:

undercover-witch:

You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?
So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.




the last one omfg im so done

viagrah:

undercover-witch:

You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?

So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.

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the last one omfg im so done

(Source: dboybaker, via fu11metal)

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Me:
*playing Tomb Raider*
Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend:
Mind if I sit with you?
Me:
*squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
Grandmother:
*sits* Thank you, dear.
Me:
*continuing to play for about five minutes*
Grandmother:
Grandmother:
Grandmother:
LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
Grandmother:
THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
Grandmother:
OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
Grandmother:
STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
Grandmother:
KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
Grandmother:
OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
Grandmother:
RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
Grandmother:
OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
Me:
*slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
Grandmother:
*sweet smile* Hmm?
Me:
Grandma oh my god
Grandmother:
*more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.
Me:
Me:
Grandmother:
Kill them.