I want to tape this to so many people’s foreheads.
why do the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear eye masks? they’re fucking humanoid turtles. who the fuck is going to see them without the eye masks and be like, oh you’re probably some other sentient humanoid turtles not the ones that fight crime.
You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?
So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.
the last one omfg im so done
fact: eels are actually a dog snake hybrid. trust me i’m a marine biologist i should know
What an adorable squishy sea noodle.
smooth as ice
You can plug in anywhere on the square
God is that you