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IF ANYONE HAS SEEN LELAND, PLEASE CONTACT THE AUTHORITIES BY FLAILING YOUR ARMS AND SCREECHING BRAILE

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hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

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atkid:

everyflight-beginswith-afall:

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cutintostars:

I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”. 

Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out.

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"Iron Man 3: Tony Stark"

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